Reading to the "Guys"

(home bunny, school bunny, lamby and elephant) Teaching them all about diggers.

Doin' Laundry

Uber Feminist at 3

Jonah: Why can't we watch TV?
Me: It's not hooked up yet. A man is coming tomorrow to set it up -- the cable guy.
Jonah: Or a woman. It could be a cable woman.
Me: Right, yes, of course it could be a woman.

Learning "Hebrew"

Making Latkes tonight, Jonah was using a whisk to stir ingredients. Sam wanted to use a fork instead. Jonah said, "I want to use the YISK!"
"What's a yisk?"
"It's the Hebrew word for whisk."

Hanukah lights burning down the house! (and right before we move!)

We are dumber than a 3-year-old...
Aliza: I smell something burning.
Sam: Me too!
(Both of us frantically running around the house)
Aliza: Where is it coming from?
Sam: I don't know.
Jonah: It's coming from the candles. In the menorah.

Mr. Perceptive

Jonah looks at me and says, "Mommy, are you going to get your hair cut soon? It would look e en prettier if you got it cut Mommy. I really like your hair mommy."

Talking about edamame beans:
Mommy: "You guys are like two peas in a pod"
Daddy: "We are like two edamame beans in a pod"
Jonah: "No, we are like THREE edamame beans in a pod!"

At bedtime:

"I need you all the time with me Mommy."
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