Hanukah lights burning down the house! (and right before we move!)

We are dumber than a 3-year-old...
Aliza: I smell something burning.
Sam: Me too!
(Both of us frantically running around the house)
Aliza: Where is it coming from?
Sam: I don't know.
Jonah: It's coming from the candles. In the menorah.

Mr. Perceptive

Jonah looks at me and says, "Mommy, are you going to get your hair cut soon? It would look e en prettier if you got it cut Mommy. I really like your hair mommy."

Talking about edamame beans:
Mommy: "You guys are like two peas in a pod"
Daddy: "We are like two edamame beans in a pod"
Jonah: "No, we are like THREE edamame beans in a pod!"

At bedtime:

"I need you all the time with me Mommy."
"

Ready to drive

Me: Jonah you're eating so much you must be growing!
Him: can I drive the car now mommy?
Me: when you get a little older.
Him: will you teach me how mommy?

(melt)

class clown

J: "Mommy, the kids were laughing at me at school today"
Me: "Oh? Why? What happened?"
J: " I was being funny!"

Arabella Miller and Circle Game

Funny Quotes

"Do you know where all those old dinosaurs went mommy? To the museum so people could look at them!"

We were in Jonah's room and he started wiping the wall with a wipe. He asked ifnthat was ok and I said yes. He said, "Daddy prefers I don't do that but mommy prefers that I do.". I started laughing hysterically and he said,
"Calm down mommy and use your words!"


Sam brought home dinner tonight...
Me: You win The Daddy of Year Award!
Jonah: You win Daddy of the Urinal!
Me: No, no, Daddy of the YEAR Award
Jonah: No, Daddy of the Urinal!


‎"Ok honey, 5 more minutes and it's time to go." (no reaction). "Did you hear me?"
"Yup".
"What did I say?"
"You said 10 more minutes and it's time to go."
I'm being outsmarted by an almost 3-yr old.